Lance Manion

Lance Manion is the author of five short story collections; Merciful Flush, Results May Vary, The Ball Washer, Homo sayswhaticus, and his latest The Trembling Fist. He contributes to many online flash fiction sites and blogs daily on his eponymous website.

Stories by Lance Manion

Still Drunk

Illustrated by Hong Rui Choo

The eight beers needed to depart and apparently they didn’t care that it was the middle of the night. I didn’t even bother turning on the bathroom light. I knew where the bowl was. That’s why I was able to see the two little orange bursts out the window. Flashing like the world’s most boring fireworks …