Gideon Bolson

Gideon Bolson is a Sociology student at Concordia University, Saint Paul. He enjoys writing about the humor found in the strangeness of everyday life.

Stories by Gideon Bolson

Middle School

Illustrated by Cait Maloney

It’s hard to be cool. Skinny jeans make you cool, but they make my thighs sweaty. My mother says wearing them puts my ability to have children at risk when I grow up. I guess I should have a kid now before it’s too late. My skinny jeans are pretty cool though. They’re so cool I …