Caroline Kepnes

Caroline Kepnes recently completed her directorial debut short film Miles Away. Her stories have appeared most recently in Crack the Spine, Drunk Monkeys, Eclectica, Necessary Fiction and Two Serious Ladies. She is the author of a forthcoming novel from Alloy Entertainment and she spends time in Los Angeles, California and Cape Cod, Massachusetts.

Stories by Caroline Kepnes


Illustrated by Lakshmy Mathur

Sue Manor always wore tan pants, the kind you get at Ocean State Job Lot if you never want to have sex again, pants you buy instead of committing suicide, slacks designed for a large, depressed segment of the population. Sue never crossed her legs and kept her feet planted on the ground. Her moisturized …