Miguel Dorado

Miguel Dorado lives in Orlando, FL and aspires to break the world record in competitive eyebrow twerking.

Stories by Miguel Dorado

Bat in the Belfry

Illustrated by Joey To

“Oh, Mark did such a beautiful job on that new cross didn’t he? Jesus would have loved it,” said Agnes before lapsing into a trilling rendition of “Are You Washed in the Blood?” Harold nodded, biting back a comment about the blotchy stain job and joining the hymn in his customary monotone. His wife clapped the …